Welcome to the Garden of Hedon(ism)! I have absolutely no idea what I am doing here with this. I don't even know why I am doing this other than that I have things on my mind and everyone else seems to have a blog nowadays so I figure I'd better get with the program. Let me first start by pointing out that I am not a literary type. I have no English degree, I hardly ever read books, and I dropped out of high school as a matter of fact. What I do is write like I speak, sometimes going back and rewriting after I've read my work and thought that I could say it better. Secondly, this blog will contain words, pictures, videos, ideas, and themes that are adult, offensive, and graphic in nature. If you are under 18 years of age, leave now. If you don't like what I write, leave now. If you don't like porn, leave now....it's going to get very nasty in here later. Who am I? I call myself Happy Hedonic. I am generally pretty happy in life and try